On the BBS, that is.
Also, this is now a placeholder for my badly-written story, "Rig's Encounter".
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Taking a walk through Montreal, John, though very frustrated this week, felt very relaxed. The temperate air felt nice compared to his flat, but he didn't care. He just wanted to get away from the stresses of his life. Since he wasn't feeling up to doing his usual activities, John decided to take a late-night walk to and through downtown Montreal.
Halfway to the major downtown area, John heard a very strange noise and stopped. It sounded familiar, but he thought to himself that it was probably someone nearby in flip flops and continued walking. A few minutes later, he heard the flopping sound again. Looking around, he saw nobody and heard nothing. He waited a minute before walking again. As he began, he heard the flopping again, but this time, he began to run. However, when he took his second running step, he heard "DIIIIIICK!" loudly shouted.
John was hit in the back with enough force to knock him onto his chest. His attacker pulled down his pants, slowly and lustfully prodding his tight asshole, which was untouched by anyone since that time he experimented with one of his teenage friends. John turned his head with his glasses barely on to get a glimpse of his attacker before it penetrated his sexy bum - a floppy dick! Only three feet tall and half a foot foot in girth, he was stunned that it had knocked him down.
Before he could recover, the floppy dick, though massive in size compared to a human cock managed to fit itself inside his tight, clean asshole, causing its victim to bleed. It started to slide in very slowly, taking care to not ruin poor John's delicate ass. The floppy dick's scrotum, twice as large as a human's, touched his once it went in as far as the human ass would allow. It then began to slowly slide back, again taking care to not ruin John's ass.
Once it retreated its shaft halfway, it began to thrust repeatedly in his tight ass. John, although in great pain, was rock-hard from both the anal and prostate stimulation. The floppy dick's anal penetration had already made him sore, but John knew he could not stop it. His asshole reddening and his engorged cock ready to explode with cum, he couldn't hold back his massive orgasm. He let loose.
Shortly after, he felt the floppy dick slowing and then releasing its load into his bum. Finished, the giant dick flopped its way to John's mouth. Obviously too large to fit in his mouth, it instead held its giant phallic head near his mouth. A bit scared, John said, "d-do you want me to lick it off?" The giant phallus made a nodding gesture with its head. "Do you want me to... Swallow it?" This time, the dick made a gesture that indicated yes.
Hesitating for a moment, he finally licked a bit of the semen still on its head. He didn't like he taste at first, but after a few more licks, he found himself licking the head clean. Swallowing with satisfaction, he saw the floppy dick leave. He wanted more, but he knew his ass couldn't take more. Too tired to do more than pull his pants up, he crawled over to the nearest building and slept.
Waking up hours later without any items on his person taken while he was asleep, John stood up slowly, his ass still very sore, but for some odd reason, not swollen. Realizing he had a raging boner from standing up, he looked down to see an obvious bulge in his pants. Not that he really cared, he just didn't want people to give him funny looks. He said to himself, "I need to post this on Newgrounds!" and began walking back home.
Two weeks later, he found out he was pregnant... With dick babies.
Aigis
Wah.