yes?

where the fuck am i and why am i here

While it's not here yet, I do wish you a Happy Valentine's Day.

I would also like to make a shout out to Neoncouch, my Valentine this year.

Wot are you doing?

What a funny word.

you say "goodbye"

Answer some questions, get the prize of having your name on (possibly) a(nother) news post!

Here's the first bunch of questions:

What does a fish say when it's frustrated? (fish pun)

What does one dolphin say to the other when they accidentally collide? (fish pun) answered by kisame

Skatrcusb si orteraved & oivrpcerd. answered by Riverygrey

Which genre of music am I currently partial to? (HINT: see Brony List video)

Where's the beef? answered by Tateos

What was my current (at the time of this news post) AIM icon, specifically? answered by Tateos

How many songs do I have? (closest number wins; it's over 10k but under 15k)

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More questions will be added after this first bunch has been answered.

Enjoy the robotics stuff etc.

Indefinite being it will be updated over time, and lists are currently incomplete.

NOTE: Certain people can fall into multiple categories. Lists are also in no particular order.

COOL PEOPLE!

Addict - Is nice to people.

Rucklo - Rather lulzy at moderating but still efficient at it.

Space-Whale - A rather memorable name with a memorable personality!

BlakeMo - Even with piss in his lemon drank, he is nice & witty.

Tateos - An 08 user with good taste and good jokes. Somewhat inactive, but still cool.

CosmicDeath - Illustrated Timmy's epic beard.

Luis - Everybody's favorite Hispanic staff member that travels to exotic locations.

Timmy - Epicly bearded and well-mannered.

Alchemist94 - Knows a joke when he sees it.

EyeLovePoozy - A firm, yet respectable person both on and off the BBS.

Gagsy - Best female UK user on the BBS. Actually, best female user on NG period.

TheJamoke - Newgrounds' Photoshop King.

Gobblemeister - He's so uncool that he's cool.

Coop - I forgot why he's cool.

Bahamut - Everyone's favorite dragon.

TehSlapHappy - Everybody hates Slappy. But they love his rap.

Rig - THE Audio Mod! Also makes music for games.

Rooster - Everybody's favorite cock!

HeavyMetalGuy - Cool guy.

Chronamut - Newgrounds' resident bear lover.

EvilJesus - [classified]

Evark - One of the more friendly, laid back mods.

Bees - Makes fun of furries and takes a lot of hate. Also raps with Slappy.

FatKidWitAJetPak - Wanna buy a watch?

Shauna - Third most awesomest female user of Newgrounds.

Gooch - Tainted, apparently, but one of the better former mods.

FUNKbrs - Pope of Hate and psychobilly band member.

BrokenPaw - LOVABLE FURRY PICTURE-POSTING FURFAG.

JadeTheAssassin - She fucks ninjas. Second coolest woman on NG.

SteelChair - Lovable rascal takes my hate and condenses it into tacos to eat.

DevourerJay - One of the handful of sorta older users who isn't a douchebag.

Strength - You should've grabbed his cock.

Ragnarokia - Posts yaoi and doesn't afraid of anything.

Grub-Xer0 - Everyone's favorite black user.

Drony - Drony the brony who will occasionally post a picture of a pony.

Uncool people! Hsssss!

FireWOLF109 - Not the brightest person on the BBS.

towellyfan - Looked like a jackass a number of times. At least he's improving.

Gobblemeister - He's so cool that he's uncool.

Bees - I dunno why he's here.

YouLostTheGame - She lost her coolness when she left. Good times were had until then.

BananaBreadMuffin - Former Nazi mod. I miss when he was crazy with that stuff.

Jon - wreckages was better.

SteelChair - Lame-ass.

Rage - Formerly RageVI. Cool until "VI" was removed from his username.

Pending

Jedi-Master

Scout's mom

Cocks.

Explicit content that was removed forever ago.