It is not a lie. But it is on my face.

It was a beautiful Monday morning, 10 AM on the clock when stirred a man named Keith. He woke up and said aloud, "I feel wrong! Knew I shouldn't have rubbed my cum all over myself on cam last night." With that said, he stood up, naked, and grabbed some clean clothes and went to the bathroom.

Keith turned on the water. He needed a shower badly since he was both covered in jizz and really tired from not having gotten as much sleep as he wanted. The water warm enough to his liking, he stepped in.

After his shower, Keith dried himself off with a towel that was in the bathroom and put on his clothes. He felt better now. He went to his computer to dick around on Stickam and Newgrounds because he had nothing better to do.

A couple of hours later, he heard a loud crash in his kitchen. "What the fuck?" he shouted, waiting for a response. Getting none, he walked quietly to his kitchen and saw a god among men. He saw a man named Timmy.

His jaw dropped in awe, he could not believe that Timmy, famed Newgrounds moderator, was in his house. "Tim-Timmy? How did you find out where I live and why are you here?" Timmy just stood there with his hands on his hips, not saying a thing. As Keith walked up to him, his pants were pulled down right there, and since he was freeballing, he knew he was up a creek without a paddle.

He looked behind him to see Shauna, staring at him with an evil face. Before he could say anything, she whipped out her erect giant penis. Keith in shock, Shauna used the moment to her advantage, quickly putting her cock in his ass. Keith grunted in pain, which made her laugh obnoxiously.

"Still have that obnoxious laugh, eh?" Rig said as mamatequila closed the front door. "HOW DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHERE THE FUCK I LIVE?!" "Timmy sent us your address" replied mamatequila. "We wanted to do something... fun." Keith was in the middle of a word when Rig stripped naked. "It'll all be over soon. Suck my cock and get me off and it'll be over. Just don't do it too fast."

Keith put his hand on Rig's semi-erect dick and stared at it. "What are you waiting for?" Rig said with impatience. Keith gulped and took a lick. He didn't like the taste, but he slathered his tongue on Rig's big, veiny cock. He heard mamatequila chuckle. "Shut up bitch, you try sucking dick with a huge cock in your ass." "Been there, done that." She began to recall that one night with Poozy, Rig and Wade.

Keith began to suck Rig's big, erect dick. As he began, he felt Shauna cum buckets in his ass. After she was done recalling that night, mamatequila began to sketch the scene. Rig, on the other hand, was still getting his dick sloppily sucked. Keith didn't do it like Chronamut, but Keith was a beginner so he didn't mind much.

Rig's dick became harder as he neared climax. "You're doing well for a beginner, Keith" Rig said as he grabbed Keith's head to deepthroat him. Keith didn't seem to mind, though, since he's used to downing hotdogs whole all the time like the freak he is.

Rig came in Keith's throat, making him gag a little. Forcing Rig's hot baby juice down his throat, he was unhappy with the taste left in his mouth because of it. Shauna already dressed, the only one who wasn't ready was Rig who still had his dick in Keith's throat. Just as he reached for his dick, Jonas opened the door and took a picture of the scene. "Now I have proof of the deed!" he said with joy as he quickly ran back to his car.

"God damn it, Jonas!" mamatequila yelled out the door. But it was too late, he had already sped off into the distance. Everyone was displeased about Jonas taking the picture, but none more than Keith, the real victim. "Could you guys get the fuck out of my house? I'd like to have lunch." "Not going to make some for your guests?" said Timmy in a disappointed tone. "Alright, if it'll get you out of here. What do you want?"

"How about pizza?" said a very hungry Rig. They argued over what they wanted on the pizza, but they finally agreed and ordered one and waited for it to arrive. While they were waiting, they played strip poker. When the pizza arrived, a naked Rig answered the door and scared the delivery man, but said it was legal, paid him, and everybody ate. After they were done, everybody parted ways except for Keith, who was left to remember this day for the rest of his life because of his really sore ass and the taste of cock.

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AUTHOR'S NOTES:

I was originally going to have only Shauna rape him, but I felt the addition of the mods was necessary for extra humour.

Also, Keith is motherfucking Needles Kane.

On the BBS, that is.

Also, this is now a placeholder for my badly-written story, "Rig's Encounter".

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Taking a walk through Montreal, John, though very frustrated this week, felt very relaxed. The temperate air felt nice compared to his flat, but he didn't care. He just wanted to get away from the stresses of his life. Since he wasn't feeling up to doing his usual activities, John decided to take a late-night walk to and through downtown Montreal.

Halfway to the major downtown area, John heard a very strange noise and stopped. It sounded familiar, but he thought to himself that it was probably someone nearby in flip flops and continued walking. A few minutes later, he heard the flopping sound again. Looking around, he saw nobody and heard nothing. He waited a minute before walking again. As he began, he heard the flopping again, but this time, he began to run. However, when he took his second running step, he heard "DIIIIIICK!" loudly shouted.

John was hit in the back with enough force to knock him onto his chest. His attacker pulled down his pants, slowly and lustfully prodding his tight asshole, which was untouched by anyone since that time he experimented with one of his teenage friends. John turned his head with his glasses barely on to get a glimpse of his attacker before it penetrated his sexy bum - a floppy dick! Only three feet tall and half a foot foot in girth, he was stunned that it had knocked him down.

Before he could recover, the floppy dick, though massive in size compared to a human cock managed to fit itself inside his tight, clean asshole, causing its victim to bleed. It started to slide in very slowly, taking care to not ruin poor John's delicate ass. The floppy dick's scrotum, twice as large as a human's, touched his once it went in as far as the human ass would allow. It then began to slowly slide back, again taking care to not ruin John's ass.

Once it retreated its shaft halfway, it began to thrust repeatedly in his tight ass. John, although in great pain, was rock-hard from both the anal and prostate stimulation. The floppy dick's anal penetration had already made him sore, but John knew he could not stop it. His asshole reddening and his engorged cock ready to explode with cum, he couldn't hold back his massive orgasm. He let loose.

Shortly after, he felt the floppy dick slowing and then releasing its load into his bum. Finished, the giant dick flopped its way to John's mouth. Obviously too large to fit in his mouth, it instead held its giant phallic head near his mouth. A bit scared, John said, "d-do you want me to lick it off?" The giant phallus made a nodding gesture with its head. "Do you want me to... Swallow it?" This time, the dick made a gesture that indicated yes.

Hesitating for a moment, he finally licked a bit of the semen still on its head. He didn't like he taste at first, but after a few more licks, he found himself licking the head clean. Swallowing with satisfaction, he saw the floppy dick leave. He wanted more, but he knew his ass couldn't take more. Too tired to do more than pull his pants up, he crawled over to the nearest building and slept.

Waking up hours later without any items on his person taken while he was asleep, John stood up slowly, his ass still very sore, but for some odd reason, not swollen. Realizing he had a raging boner from standing up, he looked down to see an obvious bulge in his pants. Not that he really cared, he just didn't want people to give him funny looks. He said to himself, "I need to post this on Newgrounds!" and began walking back home.

Two weeks later, he found out he was pregnant... With dick babies.