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Baranar
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Posted by Baranar - July 21st, 2010


It was a beautiful Monday morning, 10 AM on the clock when stirred a man named Keith. He woke up and said aloud, "I feel wrong! Knew I shouldn't have rubbed my cum all over myself on cam last night." With that said, he stood up, naked, and grabbed some clean clothes and went to the bathroom.

Keith turned on the water. He needed a shower badly since he was both covered in jizz and really tired from not having gotten as much sleep as he wanted. The water warm enough to his liking, he stepped in.

After his shower, Keith dried himself off with a towel that was in the bathroom and put on his clothes. He felt better now. He went to his computer to dick around on Stickam and Newgrounds because he had nothing better to do.

A couple of hours later, he heard a loud crash in his kitchen. "What the fuck?" he shouted, waiting for a response. Getting none, he walked quietly to his kitchen and saw a god among men. He saw a man named Timmy.

His jaw dropped in awe, he could not believe that Timmy, famed Newgrounds moderator, was in his house. "Tim-Timmy? How did you find out where I live and why are you here?" Timmy just stood there with his hands on his hips, not saying a thing. As Keith walked up to him, his pants were pulled down right there, and since he was freeballing, he knew he was up a creek without a paddle.

He looked behind him to see Shauna, staring at him with an evil face. Before he could say anything, she whipped out her erect giant penis. Keith in shock, Shauna used the moment to her advantage, quickly putting her cock in his ass. Keith grunted in pain, which made her laugh obnoxiously.

"Still have that obnoxious laugh, eh?" Rig said as mamatequila closed the front door. "HOW DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHERE THE FUCK I LIVE?!" "Timmy sent us your address" replied mamatequila. "We wanted to do something... fun." Keith was in the middle of a word when Rig stripped naked. "It'll all be over soon. Suck my cock and get me off and it'll be over. Just don't do it too fast."

Keith put his hand on Rig's semi-erect dick and stared at it. "What are you waiting for?" Rig said with impatience. Keith gulped and took a lick. He didn't like the taste, but he slathered his tongue on Rig's big, veiny cock. He heard mamatequila chuckle. "Shut up bitch, you try sucking dick with a huge cock in your ass." "Been there, done that." She began to recall that one night with Poozy, Rig and Wade.

Keith began to suck Rig's big, erect dick. As he began, he felt Shauna cum buckets in his ass. After she was done recalling that night, mamatequila began to sketch the scene. Rig, on the other hand, was still getting his dick sloppily sucked. Keith didn't do it like Chronamut, but Keith was a beginner so he didn't mind much.

Rig's dick became harder as he neared climax. "You're doing well for a beginner, Keith" Rig said as he grabbed Keith's head to deepthroat him. Keith didn't seem to mind, though, since he's used to downing hotdogs whole all the time like the freak he is.

Rig came in Keith's throat, making him gag a little. Forcing Rig's hot baby juice down his throat, he was unhappy with the taste left in his mouth because of it. Shauna already dressed, the only one who wasn't ready was Rig who still had his dick in Keith's throat. Just as he reached for his dick, Jonas opened the door and took a picture of the scene. "Now I have proof of the deed!" he said with joy as he quickly ran back to his car.

"God damn it, Jonas!" mamatequila yelled out the door. But it was too late, he had already sped off into the distance. Everyone was displeased about Jonas taking the picture, but none more than Keith, the real victim. "Could you guys get the fuck out of my house? I'd like to have lunch." "Not going to make some for your guests?" said Timmy in a disappointed tone. "Alright, if it'll get you out of here. What do you want?"

"How about pizza?" said a very hungry Rig. They argued over what they wanted on the pizza, but they finally agreed and ordered one and waited for it to arrive. While they were waiting, they played strip poker. When the pizza arrived, a naked Rig answered the door and scared the delivery man, but said it was legal, paid him, and everybody ate. After they were done, everybody parted ways except for Keith, who was left to remember this day for the rest of his life because of his really sore ass and the taste of cock.

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AUTHOR'S NOTES:

I was originally going to have only Shauna rape him, but I felt the addition of the mods was necessary for extra humour.

Also, Keith is motherfucking Needles Kane.

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Comments

Lol. I enjoy this one. Also, isn't Needles Kane from Twisted Metal?

Keith set his hair on fire. Needles Kane AKA Sweet Tooth also had fire hair. Therefore, they are one and the same.

I killed Keith about as well as I've ever killed anyone

Nigga you gay.